things i want to be
- really hot
- not poor
On TV, even if the person is speaking in perfectly audible English, if there are subtitles, I’m going to be reading them.
does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”
Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing
While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:
So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.
Or he could just be doodling.
I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing.
This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.
Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.
My eyes….
i guess their writing looks like they were rushin
STOP
thanks Obama
reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama
(expired reblogs still count)
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.
Preserve this in a museum
I never notice how many things I screenshot until I go to delete them all at the end of the day